to infinity and beyond

if only.....

2006-10-07T12:06:21Z

Last night at work... Well it was this morning... We were sitting around talking about winning the lottery:

Me: it sure would be nice to win about 200 mil
Him: you know you'll only get about 150 mill of that right?

That's the only part on the convo you need to know.....

Now who the hell would be dissappointed in winning 150 million dollars.... I mean having a dollars for everyday you have lived, havent lived, lived in a past life, and are going to live in the next life sounds like a real chore.. But I have never been afraid of a little work.

my mind says what my heart thinks

2006-10-06T11:18:56Z

Last night was weird at work. My supervisor was all like, why didn't you come into work on tuesday for overtime.... I had to fucking remind him that the fucking screwdriver ate my fucking finger. And then he's all like " I'm not gonna penalize you...this time" this time? Wtf is that supposed to mean.... And if the welder burns off my face.... Oh no, I better make sure I'm not late for work. Ill be sure to bring an extra bag for the excess skin that may begin to peel.

Anyways... That was my night... So good morning everyone... I'm off to bed.... Two fingers(peace out)

because its been like forever

2006-10-05T07:59:22Z

Its freaking 3 in the morning and I just woke up... So I am going to update my live journal...because its been like forever.

I think if some of my last posts I was about to or already started massage shcool.. Well I graduated and now I am back in south carolina ( big ups to andy on that one). I am about to enroll in aromatherapy school aswell. Can't wait for that. I'm getting an apartment with some of the best people ever. You coukd say they are my highschool sweethearts but if you know me then that could me anyone. I work for bose right know... People ask me if I like it ans I tell them all the same thing.... The money drives me. And its the truth. The money helps me buy my salts and oils ans jars and bottles so I can't makee bath and body salts to sell to people. I messed up my fonger pretty bad in the electric screw driver the other day (there goes the massage thing :/) I'm still single... And its still awesome lol. My car broke... Gotta get another one. But for now that's it I suppose.... So yeah.... Bye bye

-daniel

nokio @ 2005-10-04T22:45:00

2005-10-05T02:45:58Z

ome im so close.. in 2 months i will be a cert. massage therapist

the best mall ever

2005-09-27T19:31:57Z

come to my house

2005-09-26T23:43:53Z

erins house!

2005-09-26T23:32:51Z

emo smemo

2005-09-22T00:24:38Z

I stole this from a guy on Myspace.Original Phreak

Scene kids.

I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black Chuck Taylor?s, who swoon over homosexual kissing and pathetic whiny lyrics and overuse the symbols.

Their favorite quote is, invariably, "The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" because it like, so totally describes their relationship with that one HAWT sophomore who totally ripped their hearts out when they were like, SO in love with him.

Their favorite type of music is, of course, "emo, screamo, and hardcore", three terms which, in their minds, invariably include the bands Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, and Hawthorne Heights.

Their AIM screennames often include x's, the words "electrikk", "disaster", or some play on their favorite song from their favorite band, you know, the one they saw on MTV like a couple times, but shouldn't be on MTV because they're like, way too emo for that.

They take hundreds of black and white pictures with way too much contrast of themselves looking plaintively down at the ground, pointing a gun made of their fingers at their heads, or kissing the camera while displaying their expert application of lip gloss around their labret piercing and the thick dark eyeliner that circles their eyes.

They embrace the "dork" that is inside their polished, fashionable exteriors by writing in their LiveJournals or Xangas about how they and their friends had an 'N Sync sing-a-long at one of their sleepovers because, remember, 'N Sync is soooo not popular anymore and they like, sooo wouldn't follow any of the fads of today, so they embrace the fads of yesterday.

They adore "retro fashion", meaning anything from the 80's, because they totally used to wear neon colors and big beaded bracelets, even though they were born in, at the earliest, 1988 and remember jack shit about the fashion and culture of the 80's.

It's full of "emo boys" who often are difficult to differentiate from "emo girls", who have meaningless tattoos even though they're 15, smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of hard liquor, and are in some shitty band that plays a couple of gigs in someone's basement because they're "too cool to go mainstream" when really, they just suck.

They weigh roughly 90 pounds, wear girls' jeans that hug their asses in just the right places, belts buckled somewhere around the side of their right leg, tight striped 80's style polo shirts or band t-shirts, and skater shoes, even though they don't skate because that's soooo lame.

They write awful poetry about the dark abyss of their souls and how the gun is pointed at their heads, the trigger poised to blast away the bloody memories of a failed romance. They cried when Blink-182 broke up, and they have a secret obsession with Avril Lavigne because, like, she really IS kinda hot even though her music totally sucks.

They spend more time at the mirror than their female counterparts do, making sure that the long black shock of hair at the front of their heads lies covering one eye just so, that their lip piercing is perfectly placed so that it looks hot when they kiss other boys, that their pants are the right degree of tightness so as not to exude gayness.

Emo boys and girls often use the suffix "Xcore" to describe themselves, using a number of adjectives or nouns to accomplish this task. This is a play off hardcore music, or "hXc". Some of these descriptive words include "fashionXcore", "retroXcore", or even "yournamehereXcore."

This way of speaking is retarded or nonsensical to everyone else except those "in the scene", but it totally doesn't matter because they're too nonconformistXcore for anyone to truly understand their "scene".

They couldn't name a Sunny Day Real Estate or Rites of Spring song if it came up and bit them on their Gap Jeans-clad asses, and they claim to like the Smiths because Jesse Lacey of Brand New said they were cool.

Sure, they listen to some new "hardcore" bands, but they're all pretty much the same five bands:
1. Taking Back Sunday
2. Senses Fail
3. Thrice
4. Hawthorne Heights
5. Story of the Year
To these promising young firecrackers, music takes a backseat to fashion in their scene of choice.

Emo girls just want to kiss emo boys, emo boys just want to kiss other emo boys, and they all want to wear tight pants and take lots of pictures of themselves. End of story. Because honestly? It's electrikk!</lj_cut>

after watching an episode of my super sweet 16 and diary in sauri afica...

2005-09-16T17:49:20Z

i've come to the conclusion that i hate people

reasons to never return to columbia just because

2005-09-04T04:35:35Z

1. just because isnt reason enough
2. if you arent 21 you cant do anything
3. most of the poeple you know there you dont want to see anyways
4. i missed dental floss bikini contest in my new hometown
5. its cold
6. where the hell is the beach
7. no sex
8. everything good is so far away
9. i cant enjoy them
10. putt putt is gay
11. the mall is gay

if you leave columbia... i think you will understand... but from now on... if you want to see me... come to florida

nokio @ 2005-08-27T19:37:00

2005-08-27T23:53:41Z

so my dad is hiring a Private investigator. for those that know me.. you know why, and i am just going to leave it at that. ill be home on friday... hopefully early enough for me to be able to get "g'd" up for the club.. i really want to go to RA. my mom has been and i am jealous. there are 13 new poeple in my massage class and only one of them is a guy... i couldnt like these odds any better. i gave a massage on thursday and i think i am getting one sometime next week. lol i better... i gave an hour and a half full body massage, and a damn good one at that. which reminds me that i need practice bodies. any volunteers?

i have been playing madden 06 alot lately. its getting me hyped up for the upcoming college football season. i cant wait.. i want to go to a tar heels game some time this season. which also reminds me of the starte fair coming to town.... i might have to make an appearance for that too... im glad that cloumbia is oo close.. though im still not motivated to make frequent trips

nokio @ 2005-08-16T11:18:00

2005-08-16T15:19:09Z

i DO belive that daniel will be in town pretty soon and by town i (unfortunatley) mean columbia

shake whacha mama gaya

2005-07-31T17:58:33Z

yesterday was the best.. we had te starting line up at work(me bussing, maraki as the hostess, jenn as QA, pam and tammy serving). so yeah... work was a blast and a have.. i got off at 4 and went to the club at 9. everyone made huge circle and about 8 of us were just freestyling. so some of the girls jumped into it. jennifer( not to be confused with jenn) and nikki showed up a little after i did. they were straight cuttin the floor in two. atfer that we drove around for about 2 hours and then went to ihop... at like 3 in the morning.... then i think that i got home at about 5

nokio @ 2005-07-23T04:59:00

2005-07-23T08:59:40Z

Have a history teacher explain this if they can?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three! names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND.....................

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a
warehouse.....
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a
theater...

heres something interesting to wake up to... youre gonna die

2005-06-27T12:12:24Z

phone rings...

zach: hello?.... yeah hold on... its for you
me: hello?
mom: hi... i sound like i woke someone up. tell him im sorry
me: no he was up... but you woke me up.
mom: dont you have school?

yeah but not for a half hour... i still have 20 before the alarm goes off

oh... ok, what have you be up to?

work and ... well that about sums it up

it seems like you work alot...

not really.. well yea, but i have alot of days of too... i was off yesterday and dont work again till wednesday

you just work longer hours?

no actually i work less than you do

oh.... are you still going to key west?

yeah i cant wait( i was as exited i a can be for such an early hour)

when are yuo going?

the 8th

isnt your roomate pregnant?

yeah..

when is she due?

today

what kinda cars are you guys taking down there?

whatever kinda car jody is driving, a gmc sierra, and a ferrari

i had the craziest dream last night...do you know what i dreamt <------i forgot to tell you guys that i can read minds

this might sound weird, but... no mom i dont know what you dreamt last night

well i dream that you died...

(switches to asshole mode. kinda like in trasformers) well that sucks... did it hurt? like how did it happen?

i dont remember... but maybe you should think about postponing the trip...

we already postponed it... if we keep doing that... then i will die before i get down there... which is completely against your vision.... well i still have 15 mins of sleep to get before the alarm goes off so im gonna go

ok.. you have a good one..

yeah.. itll be great (click)

seriously..... how fucked up is that. but its expected when it comes to my mom. ome of you already know this... but for those that dont.. my mom is psycho and has serious control issues.. and i am out of control and ruly because i dont live there any more... and i bet you guys can guess why i dont live there and more.

anywho.. i am going to go plan out my will.. if there is a specific belinging of mine that you want.. just let me know. ill be happy to leave it to you and not her

nokio @ 2005-06-25T14:10:00

2005-06-25T18:10:43Z

i dont care dude.. youre fucking going

for you britney... they are fairly recent, like within a month or two...

2005-06-18T21:32:26Z

heres my email no_kio@hotmail.com. you should write to me... i look forward to talking to you... cindy should actually be calling you pretty soon

nokio @ 2005-06-14T11:40:00

2005-06-14T15:42:56Z

monopoly is a game of greed money and power. its so awesome. i love it. i moved into my new apt yesterday with sheena zach and cindy. mo got into a fight the other night and got scratched up pretty bad. i gotta take him to get tested for rabies and such.oh well... time for my masssage. gotta go now

nokio @ 2005-06-08T10:32:00

2005-06-08T14:38:14Z

my mom invited me up for thanksgiving after telling me i couldn;t come... so i am going because my sister wants me to go. next month i am going to miami to see my niece when she comes down here for her birthday. ive realized that living with a bickering engaged couple is alot of work. the bitch moved out and we got a new roomate..she really cool... but shes has to go when i do.. but surely we will still hang out...surely...

nokio @ 2005-05-12T08:36:00

2005-05-12T12:51:58Z

highschool was alot of fun... i actually kinda miss it. and despite the fact that i dropped out, i have no regrets. actually i do have just one, i wish that i had saved all of my work from photography class. but thats not really anyhting to cry about. the last year of my life has been so awesome. and i just have a piece of advice for everyone... dont let ANYONE get in b/t you and what you want to do. things are just better if you live for yourself sometimes, because if they really cared then they would still be around.

ive met some awesome people from all over the country.. and even people from out of the country( the canadian airforce). in the past year ive been in sc,ca,tx,co, and no fl. chances are... its not gonna stop here.i give it a year, tops.

but with all that said i still think that people suck. the only people i know are the people i go to school with and the people i work with. but they are awesome to.. we should have a party but i have to wait untill all of the cool people arent working. awesome... ya know what.. here is an open in invite

im fucking having a party... next month some time and everyone is invited. what are we celebrating? life and the good things it brings. i dont care where you live... you are invited. more details later...

this is gonna be so much fun.....

nokio @ 2005-05-27T22:45:00

2005-04-28T02:45:14Z

my new kitty

nokio @ 2005-04-19T12:26:00

2005-04-19T16:26:57Z

Your Livejournal zombie attack.

LiveJournal Username

The name of your zombie infested home town.

Your zombie killing weapon of choice.

How much do zombies scare you?

Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?

Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?

thankgodimtori

Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.

_______nothing

Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.

kittystarlink

Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.

krispytin

Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.

eyelean

Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.

ginger_reaction

Number of zombies you decapitate.

427

Chances you survive the zombie swarm.

83%

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nokio @ 2005-04-16T03:22:00

2005-04-16T07:28:54Z

me and my friend just started this community for displaying pictures and only pictures...
http://www.livejournal.com/community/justglance/

i everyone is welcome and encouraged to join.....

also could everyone cross post this into there own journal to spread the word

thanks

like woah

2005-04-10T16:23:53Z

i feel a massive friends cut coming on

nokio @ 2005-03-26T16:42:00

2005-03-26T21:56:37Z

yo...here how it is... poolboy...im puttin my sight on MSU to take it...but you gotta watch it for me..i wont be home to watch it...