nokio ([info]nokio) wrote,
Have a history teacher explain this if they can?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three! names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND.....................

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a
warehouse.....
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a
theater...

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[info]jehovahsfitness

July 23 2005, 15:02:02 UTC 6 years ago

I've heard thaty before. Still really freaky.

[info]clownshoes

August 16 2005, 20:32:58 UTC 6 years ago

Except it's bullshit? Booth was born in 1838, for example, and in Maryland.

Lincoln's White House secretaries were John G. Nicolay and John Hay.

Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre of the type where live stage shows are held, then fled across state lines before being trapped and killed in a tobacco shed several days later. Oswald shot Kennedy from (not in) a textbook warehouse, then remained in Dallas and was caught and taken alive in a movie theater a little over an hour later.

The kicker: Marilyn Monroe died a year before Kennedy was assassinated. How, then, was he with her a week beforehand? Oh, right, he wasn't.

Talk about a bunch of fucking gullgible idiots.

[info]nokio

August 16 2005, 22:16:38 UTC 6 years ago

i thought about leaving my social life to you after i died but i doubt you would be able to handle it

[info]clownshoes

August 22 2005, 17:22:52 UTC 6 years ago

So, I insult your intelligence, and you talk about how big your social life is?

Wow, Daniel. Your wit...it's amazing. I feel so dissed.

[info]nokio

August 22 2005, 17:24:08 UTC 6 years ago

im sorry if that hurts your feelings... i was just setting the truth straight... just as you were

[info]jehovahsfitness

August 16 2005, 22:50:23 UTC 6 years ago

Goes to show how little I care, otherwise I'd've researched it.
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