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[07 Oct 2006|07:58am] |
Last night at work... Well it was this morning... We were sitting around talking about winning the lottery:
Me: it sure would be nice to win about 200 mil
Him: you know you'll only get about 150 mill of that right?
That's the only part on the convo you need to know.....
Now who the hell would be dissappointed in winning 150 million dollars.... I mean having a dollars for everyday you have lived, havent lived, lived in a past life, and are going to live in the next life sounds like a real chore.. But I have never been afraid of a little work.
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| my mind says what my heart thinks |
[06 Oct 2006|07:12am] |
Last night was weird at work. My supervisor was all like, why didn't you come into work on tuesday for overtime.... I had to fucking remind him that the fucking screwdriver ate my fucking finger. And then he's all like " I'm not gonna penalize you...this time" this time? Wtf is that supposed to mean.... And if the welder burns off my face.... Oh no, I better make sure I'm not late for work. Ill be sure to bring an extra bag for the excess skin that may begin to peel.
Anyways... That was my night... So good morning everyone... I'm off to bed.... Two fingers(peace out)
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| because its been like forever |
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Its freaking 3 in the morning and I just woke up... So I am going to update my live journal...because its been like forever.
I think if some of my last posts I was about to or already started massage shcool.. Well I graduated and now I am back in south carolina ( big ups to andy on that one). I am about to enroll in aromatherapy school aswell. Can't wait for that. I'm getting an apartment with some of the best people ever. You coukd say they are my highschool sweethearts but if you know me then that could me anyone. I work for bose right know... People ask me if I like it ans I tell them all the same thing.... The money drives me. And its the truth. The money helps me buy my salts and oils ans jars and bottles so I can't makee bath and body salts to sell to people. I messed up my fonger pretty bad in the electric screw driver the other day (there goes the massage thing :/) I'm still single... And its still awesome lol. My car broke... Gotta get another one. But for now that's it I suppose.... So yeah.... Bye bye
-daniel
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[04 Oct 2005|10:45pm] |
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ome im so close.. in 2 months i will be a cert. massage therapist
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| reasons to never return to columbia just because |
[04 Sep 2005|12:30am] |
1. just because isnt reason enough
2. if you arent 21 you cant do anything
3. most of the poeple you know there you dont want to see anyways
4. i missed dental floss bikini contest in my new hometown
5. its cold
6. where the hell is the beach
7. no sex
8. everything good is so far away
9. i cant enjoy them
10. putt putt is gay
11. the mall is gay
if you leave columbia... i think you will understand... but from now on... if you want to see me... come to florida
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[27 Aug 2005|07:37pm] |
so my dad is hiring a Private investigator. for those that know me.. you know why, and i am just going to leave it at that. ill be home on friday... hopefully early enough for me to be able to get "g'd" up for the club.. i really want to go to RA. my mom has been and i am jealous. there are 13 new poeple in my massage class and only one of them is a guy... i couldnt like these odds any better. i gave a massage on thursday and i think i am getting one sometime next week. lol i better... i gave an hour and a half full body massage, and a damn good one at that. which reminds me that i need practice bodies. any volunteers?
i have been playing madden 06 alot lately. its getting me hyped up for the upcoming college football season. i cant wait.. i want to go to a tar heels game some time this season. which also reminds me of the starte fair coming to town.... i might have to make an appearance for that too... im glad that cloumbia is oo close.. though im still not motivated to make frequent trips
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[16 Aug 2005|11:18am] |
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i DO belive that daniel will be in town pretty soon and by town i (unfortunatley) mean columbia
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| shake whacha mama gaya |
[31 Jul 2005|01:35pm] |
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yesterday was the best.. we had te starting line up at work(me bussing, maraki as the hostess, jenn as QA, pam and tammy serving). so yeah... work was a blast and a have.. i got off at 4 and went to the club at 9. everyone made huge circle and about 8 of us were just freestyling. so some of the girls jumped into it. jennifer( not to be confused with jenn) and nikki showed up a little after i did. they were straight cuttin the floor in two. atfer that we drove around for about 2 hours and then went to ihop... at like 3 in the morning.... then i think that i got home at about 5
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[23 Jul 2005|04:59am] |
Have a history teacher explain this if they can?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three! names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND.....................
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a
warehouse.....
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a
theater...
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| heres something interesting to wake up to... youre gonna die |
[27 Jun 2005|07:52am] |
phone rings...
zach: hello?.... yeah hold on... its for you
me: hello?
mom: hi... i sound like i woke someone up. tell him im sorry
me: no he was up... but you woke me up.
mom: dont you have school?
yeah but not for a half hour... i still have 20 before the alarm goes off
oh... ok, what have you be up to?
work and ... well that about sums it up
it seems like you work alot...
not really.. well yea, but i have alot of days of too... i was off yesterday and dont work again till wednesday
you just work longer hours?
no actually i work less than you do
oh.... are you still going to key west?
yeah i cant wait( i was as exited i a can be for such an early hour)
when are yuo going?
the 8th
isnt your roomate pregnant?
yeah..
when is she due?
today
what kinda cars are you guys taking down there?
whatever kinda car jody is driving, a gmc sierra, and a ferrari
i had the craziest dream last night...do you know what i dreamt <------i forgot to tell you guys that i can read minds
this might sound weird, but... no mom i dont know what you dreamt last night
well i dream that you died...
(switches to asshole mode. kinda like in trasformers) well that sucks... did it hurt? like how did it happen?
i dont remember... but maybe you should think about postponing the trip...
we already postponed it... if we keep doing that... then i will die before i get down there... which is completely against your vision.... well i still have 15 mins of sleep to get before the alarm goes off so im gonna go
ok.. you have a good one..
yeah.. itll be great (click)
seriously..... how fucked up is that. but its expected when it comes to my mom. ome of you already know this... but for those that dont.. my mom is psycho and has serious control issues.. and i am out of control and ruly because i dont live there any more... and i bet you guys can guess why i dont live there and more.
anywho.. i am going to go plan out my will.. if there is a specific belinging of mine that you want.. just let me know. ill be happy to leave it to you and not her
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[14 Jun 2005|11:40am] |
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monopoly is a game of greed money and power. its so awesome. i love it. i moved into my new apt yesterday with sheena zach and cindy. mo got into a fight the other night and got scratched up pretty bad. i gotta take him to get tested for rabies and such.oh well... time for my masssage. gotta go now
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[08 Jun 2005|10:32am] |
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my mom invited me up for thanksgiving after telling me i couldn;t come... so i am going because my sister wants me to go. next month i am going to miami to see my niece when she comes down here for her birthday. ive realized that living with a bickering engaged couple is alot of work. the bitch moved out and we got a new roomate..she really cool... but shes has to go when i do.. but surely we will still hang out...surely...
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[12 May 2005|08:36am] |
highschool was alot of fun... i actually kinda miss it. and despite the fact that i dropped out, i have no regrets. actually i do have just one, i wish that i had saved all of my work from photography class. but thats not really anyhting to cry about. the last year of my life has been so awesome. and i just have a piece of advice for everyone... dont let ANYONE get in b/t you and what you want to do. things are just better if you live for yourself sometimes, because if they really cared then they would still be around.
ive met some awesome people from all over the country.. and even people from out of the country( the canadian airforce). in the past year ive been in sc,ca,tx,co, and no fl. chances are... its not gonna stop here.i give it a year, tops.
but with all that said i still think that people suck. the only people i know are the people i go to school with and the people i work with. but they are awesome to.. we should have a party but i have to wait untill all of the cool people arent working. awesome... ya know what.. here is an open in invite
im fucking having a party... next month some time and everyone is invited. what are we celebrating? life and the good things it brings. i dont care where you live... you are invited. more details later...
this is gonna be so much fun.....
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[26 Mar 2005|04:42pm] |
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yo...here how it is... poolboy...im puttin my sight on MSU to take it...but you gotta watch it for me..i wont be home to watch it...
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[22 Mar 2005|05:43am] |
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that apartment is awesome. the lake is awesome. the ducks are awesome. WTF is bob!?!?!? the seagulls shit on everything and its soo awesome. someone rammed the gate and it was so awesome. miranda is awesome. matt is awesome but i hope he dies!
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| so i guess i do have the decency to up, even though i think i spell that wrong |
[13 Mar 2005|10:46am] |
im here packing and will be back home on monday night.....a fuckin 4 hr drive....just me and lauren...something i look forward to...lemme tell ya.my sisters birthday was last night. me her and demont all went to the comedy house with my parents. i couldnt figure out which was funnier, my parents being within 2 ft of each other, or the comedians on stage. the night before, we(me and ethan of course)wen to go see jennafer.
i wonder when i will have internet again... im puttin my money on friday, which just happens to be the same day that lola gets her projector. now i just have to figure out how to broadcast a cable signal through a DLP projector.
its geat to not put homeless on job applications any more, but then again, its great to not have to fill them out anymore. and then by the end of the month i may have the new speaker system. i thin i just might put the old one in the dressing area of my bathroom and if i have someone over .....n/m most of you are too young. there is thing on the end of my bathtub that is about 1 1/2 ft wide.. i think you are supposed to put candles on it. i dont own candles...but its the occassion calls for candle then i think that i will add that to my shopping list
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[22 Feb 2005|02:35pm] |
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so i am in jville havin a ball....still on that military pay....i shoukld have my car next week. i should be back in columbia sometime between the 2nd and the 16th of march... then i gotta finish movin my shit down herre....erin call me
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[06 Feb 2005|02:43pm] |
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[18 Jan 2005|02:48am] |
i had sooo much fun tonight....
kay and laquanda came and picked me up and we were just all over town for like 4 hours....we were dancing in the mcdonalds parking lot
tomorrow we are going to denver after she gets off work...so i wont be around all day...though its not like anyone calls me anyways
i should make some CDs for the car ride
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| a week in preview |
[09 Jan 2005|11:55pm] |
friday is the start of my three day weekend.....so so so pissed that today is only sunday and i have to get up in 6 1/2 hours.....oh well....
friday or saturday i am supposed to be meeting up with someone in denver. and we shes taking me to some of the galleries in denver...
hm....art galleries and then the club...... i like
thursday we get paid....awesome...jay is supposed to be meeting up with someone that her met in denver....i guess i'll tag along so i can see sam while i am up there....its thrsday night...might as well go to the club since its college night...too bad sam cant get in. oh well i willhave all of her fun for her
wednesday....its almost firday
tuesday....so glad mondays over
monday....ahh i wish it were friday.... hey $5 pizza on mondays
tonight.....fuck i have to work tomorrow
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| for erin! |
[06 Jan 2005|05:22pm] |
me: schriever family support cneter
lt: yes i need to talk to the finacial advisor
me: sure lemme transfer you (dials and hangs up)
phone: ring
me: schriever family support cneter
lt: yeah, you transfered me but she didn't pick up
me: sir did you leave a message
lt: no
10 sec slience
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| how does mud look when its is on fire..... |
[18 Dec 2004|12:17pm] |
so my wall is now littered with just about every picture that i have taken since i have been here and the slightly stimulating posters i am alowed to have....there was a room inspection and i just happend to walkin in the middle of it
me: afternoon sir, is there a problem
commander: no, i was just admiring the pictures on your wall
supervisor: you really have an for this kind of stuff
me: sir are you talking about the pictures that i have taken or my taste in women?
commander and supervisor: both
then he asked me how did i meet all these people....
my answer: sir i was late to ftac everyday for two weeks....did you think that i went to a club and didn't talk to people....i just had do figure out which ones woulnd't min dhaving there picture taken and how to persuade the ones that didn't.
supervisor: so did you meet all of these girls in springs
me: no, denver, all the girls in the springs are bitches
supervisor: roger that
the dayroom has bags of goodies everywhere......
last night there were about five of us in the dayroom...its what we do when we dont go out, just chill around the pool table. carver and bill were drinking actually i think bull was too. anyways carver got pissed and broke the best pool stick that we had.....so now everyone hates him even more than we already did.....
in the heat of the night........
nancy are rueban are fighting again....and he expects me to fix the problem again...so i did.....i flat out told him not to see her again....and that is my ongoing advice to him.....do talk to the bitch.....you arent even dating her so dont at like you are.....and no more sleeping together either or showers or any of that other good stuff...
a brige b/t to worlds......
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[07 Dec 2004|07:13pm] |
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ha just copped a love seat and a chair for 70 bucks
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| 2 shots of tequila, 3 beers and 3 shots of barcadi later....... |
[04 Dec 2004|09:44am] |
narrowed it down some more and am pretty sure of my decision this time its a 440 sqft place for 420
i actually when to the mall yesterday and didn't buy anything....haha go me
i think that my pool stick school be here today
if any one asks you if you want a cement mixer.....dont take it....they are disgusting
i need to go to denver today ao go check out these places today...but i dont think i will be able to get up there. oh well, maybe tomorrow before the club....well i have to go mail this packed for erin.... byebye
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[02 Dec 2004|03:11pm] |
this is a tough one...i gound twomore places....one up the block on the same street and the other is up past the school in a WIFI(wireless internet) area.....
erin...your input? oh wait you cant get online haha
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[01 Dec 2004|03:44pm] |
jay brings up a really good point......
"if you dont want to go back.....then why go back?"
well....i dont want to go back so..... anywho
i found a cheapo apartment in denver... a studio for 445... its really nice... 4 blocks down from the art institute, and 2-5 blocks down from my 2 favorite nightclubs: the curch, vynyl, and club amon ra....
everything is definatley looking up...
erin.....i have come to the cosclusion that i cant make it home into to mail you that package...fucking post office closes at 5 amd i gets home at five 30...my best bet is on a saturday morning
i dont have to take the general education classes if i can test out of them.....ha wish me luck.... i wish that i had time to get to the education office before it closes(4pm) to get the books....maybe msgt Vassos will let me take a day off to get my shit together, hes cool like that.
i am quite proud of myself rightnow....leave me alone
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[26 Nov 2004|02:33am] |
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so who is coming to see me anytime soon
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[20 Nov 2004|12:36am] |
i dont want to go to class tomorrow....
i think that it is kinda fuun when you know tat someone is usin you and you let them because qquite frankly you really dont give a shit.....
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